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Welcome!

Welcome to m0rd3n.me.uk. This is what passes for my Website these days. I’m 少佐, and I’ll be your host for the duration of your imprisonment here. It truly does suck to be you.

Now that we have the pleasantries out of the way, onto the real stuff.

What's This?

This is what I affectionately term my ‘website.’ I dump stuff here that may come in handy sometime down the road, such as my HOSTS file, and occasionally use this place as a guinea pig proving ground for new programming ideas (e.g. the site map).

So What's Here?

I have my own custom-built chat room, for a start (its source code and some random documentation are also available). If you want to find out a little about who I am and what I do, there’s a page for that. If you want to see how my site works under the hood, there’s also a page for that. If you’re looking for my old poetry, you'll find it in the poetry section, and my articles are all in their usual place. If you want to gank this site’s source code you’ll find the files here and here. If you came here looking for information about my Second Life noodlings, go here. Information concerning my photo-comic may be found here.

Note to Whoever Hacked This Site

I keep multiple redundant backups of everything, so don’t waste your time trying that again. I’ll simply restore from backup and change passwords like I did last time. Hacking other people’s shit in order to get your rocks off is not big, it’s not cool, and it’s not clever. In fact, it’s the antithesis of clever.