Created Sun, Nov 30, 2008 by 少佐. Modified Fri, Jan 01, 2010. Cached Fri, Jan 01, 2010.
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Welcome!

Welcome to m0rd3n.me.uk. This is what passes for my Website these days. I’m 少佐, and I’ll be your host for the duration of your stay. Sucks to be you.

What's This?

This is what I affectionately term my ‘website.’ I dump stuff here that may come in handy sometime down the road (such as my huge HOSTS file), and occasionally test out new Perl programming ideas (e.g., the site map).

So What's Here?

Stuff. Lots of stuff (for certain values of ‘lots’). There’s my scratch-built chat room (along with its source code and some random documentation). If you want to find out a little about who I am, there’s a page for that. If you want to see how my site works, there’s also a page for that. If you're looking for my old poetry, you'll find it in the poetry section, and my articles are all in their usual place. If you want to gank this site’s source code, you’ll find it here and here.

If you ever get lost while browsing my site — hard to do, considering there’s so little here, but whatever — or you can’t find a page you were looking for, hit up the site map and see if you can find it somewhere in there.